I'm Tired and Bored...

I don’t know what to do as I’m getting exhausted and tired…and I finally do this:-

The secret of good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible (George Burns)

 My Interpretation:  Yang sa faham lah kan…jangan buat khotbah/homili panjang-panjang hehehhee..

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping”

My Interpretation: Tidur bukan dalam bentuk fizikal ja tau,itu minda pun sama juga..berkhayal hehe

A funeral service is being held in church for a woman who just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and the dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. As they walking, the husband calls out “Watch out for the wall!”

My Interpretation: The husband tidak mau dia punya wife hidup balik..hehhehee…

Several children found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they secured a small box and some cotton batting, dug a hole in the back yard, and made ready to dispose of the deceased. The minister’s 5 year old son was chosen to say the prayer. And so with great dignity, he intoned, “Glory be to the Father..and unto the Son..and into the hole he goes.”

My Interpretation: Pandai lagi tu budak..itu lubang pun dia bless juga hehehhehe.

 And This Is For You:-

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood, or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:

The population of this country (not Malaysia arr..hehehhe) is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 people who 

work for state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting, at your computer, reading my blog hehehhehehe.......

Have a Blessed Day!!!!!