Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Let's Laugh

Feel so bored today plus just get over from sick!! I got this jokes from one of my friend and I decided to shared with you all. Hope can brighten your day... :-)Scene 1
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Scene 2
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Scene 3
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Scene 4
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Scene 5

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Scene 6
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Scene 7

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


Scene 8
In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Scene 9
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Touris! t: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Just to released tension..hehehehe

17 comments:

  1. yay.. so funny.. i imagine the situation wif some slang of singh..hihi.. lawak la.. :)

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  2. hehe that's hilarious..good one!! :)

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  3. Good one.. btw, siapa bah si sardar ni? hehaheheh

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  4. haha nice one XD can use some of it to crack jokes when with friends :D

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  5. Nadia..dont just imagine. Go and get one hehehehe...

    Ebeez...yup!!

    Gagaukon, Ah Beng for Chinese, Pandir for Malay then we get Sardar for Indian..hehehe

    Daniel..yes we can try it

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  6. Funny indeed. thx for sharing.

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  7. hahahaha.. so so funny.. this jokes makes my day! hahahahaha
    thanks for sharing..!

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  8. hahahaha, i like joke no.4 i can imagine looking at the keyboard all the alphabets in proper order hahahaha

    thanks for sharing , :D

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  9. hahaha... this is funny bah.. cuma sekejap sa baca hari tu.. niari sa baca butul2.. hahaha!!!

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  10. Daniel..hehehhee yes classic!!

    Honey jan ko terlampau ketawa..hehhee

    Huguan..jaga nanti tempias hehee

    John..good to hear that

    Greg..ya bah kan..also wonder bah why this keyboard kan not in arranged alphabet..why?..why?

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  11. "Don't worry, I have one more." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  12. OMG...i am speechless and dying..this is so funny

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