Showing posts with label Jokes of Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes of Life. Show all posts

Friday, April 13, 2012

A Thank You Note

A good quality in us might make a rival or enemy in a journey of success. Most people along the journey were greedy and would push you beyond the limits. People react differently in different situations. We can’t blame anyone for anything. So it is better to love them because love could change everything. From worse to better, sadness to joy, darkness to light. I don’t want to hate those people because they don’t deserve it!! They deserve to be supported, encouraged and motivated. I’m willing to ride a roller coaster with them as long they take my hand and accept the things that we can’t do it alone The world is changing does not means you have to change to be more mean than before. All you have to do is to accept the changes and embrace it.


Thank you to you who made me who I am. You have pointed out my flaws and made me realized that I could do better. You made fun on my looks, my clothes, my personality, my thoughts, my opinions and personal views. But it does not harm me because you make me take better care of myself, make me more of me than I was before.

Thank you to you because all you have done was made me stronger. You made me fight for what’s right and made me stand up for myself, pushed me in both mentally and physically, made me defend myself and tortured my soul. You have turned my tortured soul into a soul that looks forward to the brightness of new day, a soul that finds only the best in everything and everyone, a soul that forgives you and loves you that all you wanted from someone else, a soul that is willing to embrace you and understand your pain and in willing to know you better. Because you know that I far ahead beyond you now.. lol.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Break..

It was very tiring weekend. Attend a last session from morning to evening for 2 days and now I have to prepare for my proposal thesis!! And I have to finish my dissertation within time givens. Then work..work.. and work. Ok we are in the middle of the week and I know most of us feel exhausted like me..hehhee.. Let us take a break and play with our mind. I received this email and wanted to share with all of you. Look too familiar to you? have received it before? Don’t bother la.. Just try to ease your mind hehehe..


SHORT NEUROLOGICAL TEST

Part 1

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you need not to visit your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.


part 2

eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.

To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.

Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it


HAPPY WEEKDAY AHEAD…

Monday, August 30, 2010

Blessed Day..



Thanks God I feel blessed to wake each day and see the world in a new light. Blue is a beauitiful colour and heart-warming feeling. Just look at the sky, isn't blue beautiful?. Its not a sad colour. After all what is Tuesday without Monday...what a day after Sunday?... hehehe..

Blue to Blues..Happy BlueS Monday everyone!!. Today is Merdeka Eve..feel the heat and lets rock the town tonight!! By the way, do not forget to submit your assignement to the pay master..lol!!. It will make our Merdeka worth meaning... ok back to work..lol

BLESSED MONDAY..BLESSED MERDEKA!!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Alone and Independence..

What is being alone means to me?? To me word ‘alone’ are doing something without accompany of anybody. Almost all the time I dine alone, shopping and buy groceries alone, watch tv-movies alone especially on weekend, went to mass alone, study alone, driving alone and sleep alone.. lol ^-^. For some reason, I prefer to be alone. I can stay in the library with a books for 5 hours straight all by myself. Well…the only thing I want to learn now is to live alone because all of my years I lived with family. I’ll move out soon and live alone. And again I want to do things alone. I have everything in planned. One thing I’m very sure about myself is.. I’m independence in a kind of way.

By the way, I’m not introvert or loner. In fact I like talking (I think this is my traits and I cant stop talking.. non-stop.. I should become a politician hehhe..) hang out with friends and try new things together. Thinking to meet new peoples, coz I think my friends are tired of listening to me..hahhaha.

I am alone most of the time because I don’t really have a choice. Being single (and mingle too… J ) and with only my colleagues, I usually do things on my own and I like it. Sometimes I feel good coz I don’t have to argue with anybody about something or trying hard to ‘buy’ their hearts. The best things is I can do anything without thinking of what the other person might say.

But not all the time being alone is good…take me for example, I like talking…if I alone then whom I want to talk to?. The only things could shut me up is a books… hehhee. So I had decided and enrolled or should I say renewed myself again as a library member after 10 years being expelled from the list…why? My card expired. New to me, no more plastic card to identified you as a member but with an Identity Card. I borrowed a bunch of books to read for this coming weekend and thinking to lock myself in a room. Should I buy some Pringles and cappuccino to complete it? Hehehe...



While we are in the corner of celebrating Independence Day, I want to take this opportunity to wish all Malaysian ‘Happy Independence Day’ and psssttt.. declaring my weekend independence too.. hehehe..



Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The 3' Cycles...

When the 3' cycles stand side by side.... what do you 'see'??...hehehe..

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

All I Wanna Do..

We all making lists. Especially if we live by our own ‘organizer’ and rules. Well.. I’m talking about myself.. lol... I’m making all those list to keep track of all the things that I need to do, to make progress in certain areas of my life and to be reminded of them at the appropriate time. When I failed, I feel so unmotivated and starting to lost focus, regret and down. Juggling with all this lists make me suffer sometimes. And I realize one thing, people starting make an expectation to me in whatever things I do. That make me stress and suffocated…huh..

But, since these few days.. I feel like.. I don’t need all of this.. all I want is do something that can or chances to break all those rules.. my own rules …. hehehe… maybe I just want to give up everything and do something crazy.. hope I’m not too crazy to get fired and unemployed, drawn in debts, tickets summons… lol..

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Let's Laugh

Feel so bored today plus just get over from sick!! I got this jokes from one of my friend and I decided to shared with you all. Hope can brighten your day... :-)Scene 1
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Scene 2
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Scene 3
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Scene 4
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Scene 5

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Scene 6
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Scene 7

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


Scene 8
In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Scene 9
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Touris! t: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Just to released tension..hehehehe

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Fashions Rage!!

I feel bored. ‘To wake me up’ I’m surfing internet and go to fashion web. To my surprised… the see-thru fashions is back!! But with different perspective.  I dared not to wear it..  lol.. how bout your girls?


Sooner or later these fashions will come to Asia.. possible to Malaysia.. and then to KK…
What you see above are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and these are the current rage in Japan

My personal opinions, this kind of fashions are one of the world sickness..attempting for crime..rape? possible. Giving a bad image to young peoples especially in fashion industries. What for the Fashion Designer Course if they no need any cloths? Even though they said it's a printed skirts, but possible in a future... they would not need any cloth!!! just a tattoo? or painted skin? think about it. What else... an exploitation to woman? craved for $$$ to go into the fashions?

What do you think about the fashion now? would you die for it? hehehehe.... 

Sunday, November 16, 2008

My 17 November Birthday Mean

Your Birthdate: November 17

You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.

My comment: I feel so grateful what I have now..but sometimes I do feel 'broken' because of that

And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.

My Comment: Yeah..that is very true..

You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.

My Comment: I cant hide it..It's very true

Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

My Comment: Especially in finance matter wakakakkaka...true

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

My Comment: I'm Independent person and always do anything/everything in my own ways

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

My Comment: Well...refer my comment above. What you expect then? hehehehe

Your power color: Bronze

My Comment: Wow..really no idea what is this

Your power symbol: Half Moon

My Comment: Err..I dont know this..all I know is..my 'charm' only comes out when everybody seems to take 'rest' hehehe..got it?

Your power month: August

My Comment: No Idea..hehehhe

Monday, November 10, 2008

To Look Busy and Important

My friends always asked me..why Im always look busy and sometimes looks like a zombi. I'm telling them a truth that I'm really busy..I hope that I can have work without strange stress. I'm really stress until I cant sleep well at night!!. Am I pretending? not at all..huhuuu..believe me..why I can keep blogging even I'm busy? hehehhehe..thats the way how I chill out dude..hehhehehe. Okey, my friends asked me..how to look 'busy' so that they can feel how I feel now..(so good they have plenty a time at their works..) . Lets try this..hehehhehee..for those my 'geng karas' there..pandai2lah kamu main peranan..hehehehe.

Walk with 'baggage'

If we walk with documents looks like we are hardworking and headed to important meetings. Walk with ear phone and keep talking while your hand busy tackling your Ipod show that you are rushing for something greatly important. To show everybody how busy you are, then carry of office stuff to home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you really do.

Computer is the best buddy

Whoever spends a lot time at the computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about, but they're not bad either. But if you get caught by your boss -- and you will get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus save a cost of training. Hehhehehee…

Table with junks

Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives. Then they know how busy you are. Try to bury your fixed line phone in the piles of the documents. And when its ringing..ask them to help you to find it..wakakakkkaa

Make sure your phone keep ringing till reach to mail box

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing -- they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there -- it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

Show your impatient attitude

Show your colleagues and bosses that you are always in ‘rush’

Don’t walk home early

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. If you got nothing to do then, go blogging hehehehe

Sigh…!!

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

Full use your work space

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books or file on the floor and make no way for others to go in. Let them think twice to enter your space…hehhehehe


It's all crap only..better dont do it go and spend your time for something you like..hehhehehe...I wish I could do the same hehehehhe...pretending busy..huhuuuuu...I cant sleep..stress maybe..exam is nearer..workload is heat..oh no no..no..

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I'm Tired and Bored...

I don’t know what to do as I’m getting exhausted and tired…and I finally do this:-

The secret of good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible (George Burns)

 My Interpretation:  Yang sa faham lah kan…jangan buat khotbah/homili panjang-panjang hehehhee..

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping”

My Interpretation: Tidur bukan dalam bentuk fizikal ja tau,itu minda pun sama juga..berkhayal hehe

A funeral service is being held in church for a woman who just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and the dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. As they walking, the husband calls out “Watch out for the wall!”

My Interpretation: The husband tidak mau dia punya wife hidup balik..hehhehee…

Several children found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they secured a small box and some cotton batting, dug a hole in the back yard, and made ready to dispose of the deceased. The minister’s 5 year old son was chosen to say the prayer. And so with great dignity, he intoned, “Glory be to the Father..and unto the Son..and into the hole he goes.”

My Interpretation: Pandai lagi tu budak..itu lubang pun dia bless juga hehehhehe.

 And This Is For You:-

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood, or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:

The population of this country (not Malaysia arr..hehehhe) is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 people who 

work for state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting, at your computer, reading my blog hehehhehehe.......

Have a Blessed Day!!!!!


 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, October 6, 2008

RM20 million

Everyday there are new lottery winners. And everyday, there are lottery winners who file for bankruptcy. How can people be so financially careless, especially after they win so much money? Is it that initial exhilaration that leads them to believe they are invincible? What if you won the lottery, let’s say RM20 million. What would you do? Now, as you see in the newspaper, there is jackpot to be win with a sum of RM20 million. What a lot of money..wish If I can win it. But, I never buy a tickets hahahhaha…nda pandai bah.

I’ve chit-chat with my friends talking about this 20million and for sure the first one we want to do is charity works..hahahhaa…but if it is real and the RM20million in your hand now..are you dare to do that? Read this story from my friends talking about one family. This family just have a chit chat about RM20million. The wife want to have an investment but the husband not agreed. He said that kind of money is ‘panas’ and should go for vacations or spend it over. After 1/2 hours both of them jumped into arguments..hahhahahha. See what the RM20million can do for you..isn’t funny?  

Winning such a large sum of money should not be be viewed as a free pass for life. It is a huge responsbility and one that needs to be taken very seriously. To me financial intelligence is an answered for this.

Tell me how you would spend RM20 million if you won it…hehehhee..dare to buy a helicopter maybe? a cruise? an island? Hahahhaha… 

Thursday, September 25, 2008

CAN YOU READ THIS?

Hahahahha...hi friend I found this from other web...can you read and translate it? heheheh..I can!! do you? hehehhehe..lets start. If u can please forward it..

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Try it..heheheheh

Si Pendayung Sampan & Orang Pandai

Suatu hari, seorang Professor yang sedang membuat kajian tentang lautan dan dia menumpang sebuah sampan. Pendayung sampan itu seorang tua yang begitu pendiam. Professor memang mencari pendayung sampan yang pendiam agar tidak banyak bertanya ketika dia sedang membuat kajian. Dengan begitu tekun Professor itu membuat kajian. Diambilnya sedikit air laut dengan tabung uji kemudian digoyang-goyang; selepas itu dia menulis sesuatu di dalam buku. Berjam-jam lamanya Professor itu membuat kajian dengan tekun sekali. Pendayung sampan itu mendongak ke langit.Berdasarkan pengalamannya dia berkata di dalam hati, "Hmm. Hari nak hujan."

"OK, semua sudah siap, mari kita balik ke darat" kata Professor itu. Pendayung sampan itu akur dan mula memusingkan sampannya ke arah pantai. Hanya dalam perjalanan pulang itu barulah Professor itu menegur pendayung sampan. "Kamu dah lama kerja mendayung sampan?" Tanya Professor itu. "Hampir semur hidup saya." Jawab pendayung sampan itu dgn ringkas. "Seumur hidup kamu?" Tanya Professor itu lagi. "Ya". "Jadi kamu tak tahu perkara-perkara lain selain dari mendayung sampan?" Tanya Professor itu. Pendayung sampan itu hanya menggelengkan kepalanya. Masih tidak berpuas hati, Professor itu bertanya lagi, "Kamu tahu geografi?" Pendayung sampan itu menggelengkan kepala. "Kalau macam ni, kamu dah kehilangan 25 peratus dari usia kamu." Kata Professor itu lagi, "Kamu tahu biologi?" Pendayung sampan itu menggelengkan kepala. "Kasihan. Kamu dah kehilangan 50 peratus usia kamu. Kamu tahu fizik?" Professor itu masih lagi bertanya. Seperti tadi, pendayung sampan itu hanya menggelengkan kepala. "Kalau begini, kasihan, kamu sudah kehilangan 75 peratus dari usia kamu.Malang sungguh nasib kamu, semuanya tak tahu.Seluruh usia kamu dihabiskan sebagai pednayung sampan." Kata Professor itu dengan nada mengejek dan angkuh. Pendayung sampan itu hanya berdiam diri.

Selang beberapa minit kemudian, tiba-tiba hujan turun. Tiba-tiba saja datang ombak besar. Sampan itu dilambung ombak besar dan terbalik.Professor dan pendayung sampan terpelanting. Sempat pula pendayung sampan itu bertanya, "Kamu tahu berenang?" Professor itu menggelengkan kepala. "Kalau macam ini, kamu dah kehilangan 100 peratus nyawa kamu." Kata pendayung sampan itu sambil berenang menuju ke pantai.

Morale of the Story: Dalam hidup ini IQ yang tinggi belum tentu boleh menjamin kehidupan. Tak guna kita pandai dan tahu banyak perkara jika tak tahu perkara-perkara penting dalam hidup. Adakalanya orang yang kita sangka bodoh itu rupanya lebih berjaya dari kita. Dia mungkin bodoh dalam bidang yang tidak ada kena mengena dengan kerjayanya, tetapi "MASTER" dalam bidang yang diceburi. Hidup ini singkat. Jadi, tanyalah pada diri sendiri,untuk apakah ilmu yg dikumpulkan jika bukan utk digunakan dan boleh digunakan?

Hikmat Inspirasi: Kepuasan itu terletak pada usaha bukannya pada pencapaian. Usaha sempurna adalah kemenangan.But remember all the gifts that we have pour down from heaven to us. So appreciate it..share it and use it for the good of us and others..

p/s: ada-ada saja...tapi memang bagus untuk renungan sendiri